Q: "Are you a music student?"
A: "No! God, no. They're all gay. Gay and talented. I'm a historian."
Rejecting the binary: "If I had to choose between standing through four hours of Wagner and sitting in the stalls for two hours of that, I'd shoot myself in the face."
And from the department of You Could Have Looked It Up on Wikipedia: "That was a whole opera about a pedophile ghost!"
(Actually all three of these may have been the same person...)
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